1 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:04,040 Hey, Margaret, hot story? 2 00:00:04,300 --> 00:00:05,900 Mm -hmm. Oh, the Meredith trial? 3 00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:08,260 Mm -hmm. Did they reach a verdict yet? Mm -hmm. 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:09,819 Innocent or guilty? 5 00:00:09,820 --> 00:00:10,559 Mm -hmm. 6 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:12,100 I can part my hair with my tongue. 7 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:13,320 Mm -hmm. 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:23,720 Nice talking to you. 9 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,760 Harry, I warmed her up for you. 10 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:30,660 Mm -hmm. 11 00:00:32,470 --> 00:00:33,490 Hey. Hey. 12 00:00:33,870 --> 00:00:35,350 Hot story? Hot judge. 13 00:00:39,630 --> 00:00:41,590 Jack, if you could see this, you wouldn't believe it. 14 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:46,090 Margaret turns her nose up at Chateaubriand and then sinks her teeth 15 00:00:46,090 --> 00:00:47,090 jerky. 16 00:00:49,030 --> 00:00:52,230 Why is she pretending she isn't captivated by me? 17 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:54,010 Maybe she's not pretending. 18 00:00:54,690 --> 00:00:57,090 Maybe she knows a real snake when she sees one. 19 00:00:57,990 --> 00:01:00,450 Snake? Me? Come on. Oh, pose. 20 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,020 Drop it, building. 21 00:01:03,820 --> 00:01:05,820 Hey, Jack, he was Canadian. 22 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,080 Hey, everybody, here's something. 23 00:01:11,060 --> 00:01:15,880 Archaeologists have uncovered the sacred shrine of the Himalphrodites, an 24 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:20,820 ancient religion that practiced animal sacrifice, polygamy, and plate spinning. 25 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:23,640 Bet they threw some killer parties. 26 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,540 Expensive ones. Among the ruins was a 50 -foot gold statue of their god. 27 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,400 Hemophobe, picture page eight. 28 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,980 Hey, Bull, turn your head to the left. 29 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:44,240 Okay. 30 00:01:50,420 --> 00:01:51,660 I don't believe it. 31 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:53,140 Will you look at that? 32 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:54,660 Uh -oh. 33 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,960 Do I have another wax nugget in my ear canal? 34 00:02:08,910 --> 00:02:09,910 they became extinct. 35 00:02:11,190 --> 00:02:14,830 Actually, according to the story, there's still two sects of 36 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:19,190 in the world. One lives in the ancient holy land of Himalphodonia. 37 00:03:16,590 --> 00:03:18,190 See you later, magic man. 38 00:03:25,230 --> 00:03:26,470 Nice -looking woman, huh? 39 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:31,270 Um, yeah, if you go for icebergs and power suits. 40 00:03:33,410 --> 00:03:36,710 Well, it looks like old Harry's thought her out. 41 00:03:37,570 --> 00:03:38,930 Only because I made it possible. 42 00:03:40,690 --> 00:03:44,150 Well, look, I taught him how to dress, how to walk, how to talk. 43 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:46,310 I created him. 44 00:03:48,350 --> 00:03:49,690 Then I gave him a bride. 45 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:53,850 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute, Dr. 46 00:03:54,090 --> 00:03:55,090 Frankenstein. 47 00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:59,590 Are you saying that Margaret is a gift from you to Harry? Yes. 48 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:02,010 Or if we weren't friends, I would have taken it for myself. 49 00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:05,150 I could now if I were so inclined. 50 00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:09,070 Are you so inclined? 51 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:12,410 No. Of course not. What kind of friend do you think I am? 52 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,880 The kind who would seduce all four bridesmaids at his friend's wedding. 53 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,620 Only three were bridesmaids. 54 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:22,960 The other one was the bride's mother. 55 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,560 Behold, my children. 56 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:29,620 Hemophore has returned. 57 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,540 Looks like your flock is growing. 58 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,820 I don't get it. What do they want from me? 59 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:40,560 Probably the usual. 60 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:44,940 World peace, eternal happiness, the answers to all the mysteries of life. 61 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,040 I can't even figure out how my water pick works. 62 00:04:53,340 --> 00:04:55,480 You wanted to see me, boss? 63 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:59,280 Yeah, Phil, listen. I've got some undercover work for you. You want me to 64 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,920 some high -level espionage? 65 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:04,660 No, I want you to sniff around Harry's girlfriend's garbage and see what you 66 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:05,439 dig up. 67 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,060 Thanks, boss. That's more up my alley. 68 00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:11,570 All rise. 69 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:15,110 Criminal court part two is now in session. 70 00:05:15,470 --> 00:05:17,890 The Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding. 71 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:19,610 Amen. 72 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:29,250 What the hell 73 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:30,250 was that? 74 00:05:31,670 --> 00:05:36,770 Amen, sir. It's a word you hear just after deliver us from evil and just 75 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,050 past the Brussels sprouts. 76 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:40,690 I know that. 77 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,430 What's it doing in my courtroom? 78 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,750 And who are these cone people? 79 00:05:46,490 --> 00:05:50,990 Allow me to explain, sir. Because of some pictures in a tabloid, these idiots 80 00:05:50,990 --> 00:05:54,290 think the Tower of Stubble is God. 81 00:05:56,550 --> 00:05:57,550 Blasphemer! 82 00:05:58,250 --> 00:05:59,470 Bye, infidel! 83 00:06:00,450 --> 00:06:03,430 Back it up, or you'll be taking a pilgrimage down the strip, sir. 84 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:32,420 horizons with some popular magazines of the day. We talking real money this 85 00:06:32,420 --> 00:06:34,800 time, Fielding? No tokens, slugs, or buttons? 86 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,400 Cash on the barrelhead, my sightless friend? 87 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:42,900 So many choices. 88 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,100 Say, what did the lady just buy? 89 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:46,720 Well, let me see. 90 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:52,920 Uh, she took one of these and one of these. 91 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,480 Great, thanks. Here, five bucks. Keep the change. What change? It's $6 .50. 92 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,800 Hey, Jack. 93 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,100 What was that all about? 94 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:05,520 Fielding wanted the same magazines that Miss Turner bought. 95 00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:09,140 So I sold them a Guns and Ammo and a Soldier of Fortune. 96 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,760 Margaret reads those things? 97 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:16,460 No. I over -ordered. I had to get rid of them somehow. 98 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,780 I can't get away from these people. They're driving me crazy. 99 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:31,460 Oh, you've got to confront them. Be honest. Tell them you're not who they 100 00:07:31,460 --> 00:07:32,359 you are. 101 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:33,380 I think it doesn't work. 102 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,660 I've got a bazooka in my locker. 103 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,160 Look, I'm just an ordinary man. 104 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:49,300 I can't perform miracles. I can't part the Red Sea. 105 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:51,120 I can't cure the blind. 106 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,080 Watch this. 107 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,180 How many fingers, Jack? 108 00:07:58,920 --> 00:07:59,920 I don't know, four. 109 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,440 Hallelujah! 110 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:05,640 Mission 111 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:15,940 accomplished, 112 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,160 boss. 113 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,200 You idiot, I said root through her garbage, not bring it here. 114 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,700 I guess I'm an overachiever. 115 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:29,620 L 'air du temps. 116 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:32,320 Ah, très chic. What else? 117 00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:37,620 Sunset Pines Retirement Home. 118 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,900 She must be a scout for the obituary page. No, I checked it out. 119 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:44,159 She does volunteer work there. 120 00:08:44,580 --> 00:08:45,920 Loves the old folks. 121 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,660 This is good, Phil. Is that it? 122 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,200 Nope. Oh, wait till you get a load of this, boss. I peeled this off a car. 123 00:08:53,820 --> 00:08:55,640 Eye cleavage opera. 124 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,360 I didn't know you loved opera, boy. 125 00:09:04,660 --> 00:09:05,660 I do now. 126 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,400 Oh, Phil. 127 00:09:08,420 --> 00:09:09,860 This is my opening. 128 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:14,260 The woman wants me. She just doesn't know it yet. Oh, bosh. You're not going 129 00:09:14,260 --> 00:09:15,720 try to steal the judge's girlfriend. 130 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,180 No. 131 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:21,740 I'm just going to take her to the brink of submission and drop her. 132 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:26,000 Probably with some tender speech about the cruelty of fate and how I'm always 133 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,180 destined to remain just out of her reach. 134 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:30,100 Margaret doesn't stand a chance. 135 00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:32,130 Putty in my hands. 136 00:09:33,530 --> 00:09:35,010 Brown bagging it today, Dan? 137 00:09:36,170 --> 00:09:37,210 Hi, Mac, yes. 138 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:44,210 You idiot. I ordered extra crispy. 139 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:53,010 Yeah? 140 00:09:53,770 --> 00:09:54,770 Sir? 141 00:09:56,170 --> 00:09:58,950 A little word to the wise about a weasel. 142 00:09:59,510 --> 00:10:00,510 Say what? 143 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:04,310 Dan is jealous of your relationship with Margaret. 144 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:06,130 No. Yeah. 145 00:10:07,170 --> 00:10:09,150 Dan Fielding is jealous of me? 146 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:10,410 Uh -huh. 147 00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:16,970 What are you doing, sir? 148 00:10:17,190 --> 00:10:18,190 I'm basking. 149 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:24,810 Well, I hope this isn't a long bask because Dan is out to get Margaret, or 150 00:10:24,810 --> 00:10:26,150 least to prove that he can. 151 00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:30,390 Oh, come on, Mac. You have any evidence of that? Well, he's been following her 152 00:10:30,390 --> 00:10:33,330 around. And I think he had Phil go through her garbage. 153 00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:36,110 Phil goes through everyone's garbage. 154 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,370 It's his calling. 155 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:43,530 Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. Now, Dan Fielding is low, but he's not 156 00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:44,369 that low. 157 00:10:44,370 --> 00:10:45,370 Of course. 158 00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:47,470 Oh, Harry, great news. 159 00:10:47,990 --> 00:10:49,450 Dan's taking us to the opera. 160 00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:16,470 I can't believe how far Dan has taken this charade. I mean, this box must have 161 00:11:16,470 --> 00:11:17,470 cost him a fortune. 162 00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:20,990 Well, now, are you sure it's what you think it is, Harry? I mean, maybe Dan's 163 00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:22,090 just being benevolent. 164 00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:24,590 You're right. 165 00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:28,250 I wonder what's keeping the little road apple. 166 00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:33,870 His date is probably trying to decide what color tube top is right for the 167 00:11:33,870 --> 00:11:34,870 occasion. 168 00:11:36,590 --> 00:11:39,330 Now, how's he gonna seduce me if he's got a date with him? 169 00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:41,570 Good evening. 170 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,580 Just a few more steps, dear. 171 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,140 You're an angel, Stan. 172 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:48,300 Dan. 173 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:52,980 Harry, Margaret, I'd like you to meet my good friend, Matilda. 174 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:54,220 Hello, Matilda. 175 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,020 Hi. Gee, Dan, you never mentioned Matilda before. 176 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,380 Well, Harry, there's a lot about me you don't know. 177 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,360 For instance, you know how I spend my Sunday mornings? 178 00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:05,520 Buffing the scratch marks out of your ceiling? 179 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,140 What a crude remark, Harry. 180 00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:11,890 Tell him, Matilda. 181 00:12:13,410 --> 00:12:18,910 Every Sunday, this beautiful boy picks me up at the rest home and takes me out 182 00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,210 for a lovely brunch. 183 00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:22,350 How sweet. 184 00:12:22,930 --> 00:12:25,170 I do volunteer work at rest homes, too. 185 00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:26,430 You do? 186 00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:28,250 Oh, what a coincidence. 187 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,570 Can we sit down already? 188 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:33,590 My corns are killing me. Well, then sit. 189 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:46,690 I wonder what she's saying. 190 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:49,630 Harry, you opera virgin, you. 191 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:58,370 This is the moment where the courtesan, Violetta, wonders if she's found her 192 00:12:58,370 --> 00:13:05,010 true love in Alfredo, the handsome stranger who's been admiring her from 193 00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:11,550 Perhaps it is he. 194 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:14,750 Van Fielding, I'm impressed. 195 00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:18,830 So where's my 50 bucks? 196 00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:20,430 You know, 20. 197 00:13:20,850 --> 00:13:21,950 Now it's 50. 198 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:27,810 Unless you want your friends to know how you almost broke my hip dragging me out 199 00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:28,890 of the bingo parlor. 200 00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:31,390 Fine, fine, here. 201 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:34,150 How about you're away, you geriatric carpetbagger? 202 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:37,710 Phone call for Judge Stein! 203 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,430 That's Stone, isn't it? 204 00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:43,540 That's fine. 205 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:49,280 Stone. Don't call her Judge Stone. Sounds important, Harry. 206 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:50,900 Starting. 207 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:55,000 Gee, I wonder who would be calling me here. 208 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,840 Dan, what are you doing? 209 00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:07,940 I just believe a beautiful woman shouldn't be left alone under any 210 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:10,100 circumstances. What about Matilda? 211 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,060 She's napping. No, I'm not. 212 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,400 Go to sleep. 213 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:21,540 Isn't Maria Coppamaggio wonderful? 214 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:22,739 Oh, yes. 215 00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:23,740 What range. 216 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:30,180 Oh, and just to think that she started her career at the tender age of 15. 217 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:36,900 In La Boheme, playing the role of continued on page 30. 218 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,580 Whoa, she's good. 219 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:51,520 Keeping my seat warm for me? Harry, where were you supposed... There was a 220 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:52,620 spider in my seat. 221 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,720 What luck, it's gone. 222 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,100 So who called? 223 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:05,440 Well, it was the strangest thing. This guy launched into this tirade of legal 224 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:09,480 mumbo -jumbo, and then I guess he got flustered because he asked if I had 225 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:12,320 Albert in a can, and then he hung up. 226 00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:14,880 Stupid Phil. 227 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:21,080 Do I miss much? Oh, some wonderful singing and some lousy acting. 228 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:27,660 Dan, 229 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,120 are you okay? 230 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:33,000 Something in my throat. Maybe it's that spider. 231 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,200 hunting scent. 232 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:06,960 Ledger talk, isn't it? All right, where's the train seal that's been doing 233 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:10,080 that barking? Down there, with a drool on his chin. 234 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,020 Thank you. 235 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,660 And the mezzanine thanks you. 236 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:18,220 Did 237 00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:28,920 you 238 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:34,940 know that La Traviata was first performed on March 239 00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:37,400 6th, 1853. 240 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,940 Dan, your knowledge of opera is uncanny. 241 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,080 Opera's my life. 242 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,020 Okay, Dan. 243 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,940 Oh, um, thanks. 244 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,240 Thanks, Harry. 245 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:56,320 So far, I wonder what's next. 246 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:00,490 What's that, Matilda, you can't see? 247 00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:01,890 I can see fine. 248 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:11,270 Except for those blurry objects on the stage. Oh, dear, dear, dear. I bet you 249 00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:14,770 could use a pair of those rented opera glasses, huh? Harry, would you mind 250 00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:17,869 renting... Here, Dan, way ahead of you. Borrow ours. Oh, uh, thanks. 251 00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:19,609 Oops! Ow! 252 00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:21,970 Shhh! 253 00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:23,790 Clumsy, clumsy me. 254 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:33,820 Should have worn my sneakers. 255 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:43,220 But I've dropped in just one more time. Dan, you don't have to explain. 256 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:45,460 I know what you want. 257 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,419 You do? 258 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:51,840 Yes, and I'm thrilled because although I've never said it, I want you to. 259 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,500 You do? 260 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,760 Yes, more than you could possibly know. 261 00:17:56,100 --> 00:18:00,460 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I knew it. I knew you wanted me. Oh, Dan, I do. 262 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,060 Oh, and I, you, Margaret. 263 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:06,740 But alas, fate has dealt us a painful hand. 264 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:13,180 You're committed to Harry, and I shall always remain a fantasy forever, just 265 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:14,180 of your reach. 266 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,500 Not necessarily. 267 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:18,179 Wait, what? 268 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,580 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what about Harry? Oh, he means nothing to me. 269 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,420 I've only let him on, pining for you. Oh, Dan, how I've agonized. 270 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,140 Wait, no, no. I'm sure it wasn't me, Mark. It could have been anything. Bad 271 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:35,200 scallops. No, no, no. It's you, Dan. I need you. 272 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,580 I want you. 273 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:38,100 Dare I say it? 274 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,780 I love you. 275 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,380 What the hell is going on here? 276 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:51,640 My best girl. 277 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,440 My best friend. 278 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,920 And my favorite little old lady. 279 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,110 here for the money. 280 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:10,370 Harry, now, this isn't what it seems. No, he's right, Harry. It's much more 281 00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:12,730 that. Dan and I are madly in love. 282 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,530 We are not. 283 00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:24,870 My whole life is falling apart in front of me. No, wait, no, no, Harry, come on. 284 00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:27,490 You're getting a little carried away. Let's sit down and talk this over like 285 00:19:27,490 --> 00:19:28,490 friends. 286 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,010 Friends without knives! 287 00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:33,449 Don't shoot! 288 00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:34,590 He's got a knife. 289 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:36,710 This is where I get off. 290 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,050 Put my purse. 291 00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:41,730 Harry, put the knife down. 292 00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:43,110 Don't kill him, Harry. 293 00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:45,150 I'm the she -devil. Take me. 294 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:47,250 She's right. It's all her fault. 295 00:19:49,070 --> 00:19:50,430 She's a vixen. 296 00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:53,590 And you love her. 297 00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:55,090 But don't be ridiculous. 298 00:19:56,050 --> 00:19:57,050 We're friends. 299 00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:02,710 I never meant for it to go this far. I was just toying with her. 300 00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:04,890 Just to see if I still had the touch. 301 00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:09,010 I wish I could believe that. You can. 302 00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:11,010 Try. Try. 303 00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:13,990 No, Dan. 304 00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:16,670 There's a pain deep in my heart. 305 00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:18,610 And there's only one way. 306 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:50,900 And for what? 307 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:55,000 Just to prove that my days as a lady killer aren't over. 308 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:57,280 Ah, but they are. 309 00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:00,480 Now I'm a judge killer. 310 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,520 And your blood shall forever stain my soul. 311 00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:09,400 And I shall be exposed to the world for what I really am. 312 00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:13,160 What might that be? 313 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,440 Thank you. 314 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:27,540 Pitiful fool. 315 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:30,940 Dan. 316 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:37,440 Now that you've said that, I can die a happy man. 317 00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:42,300 In, say, maybe 40 years. 318 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,700 those fanatics would never leave. Now I can finally go home. 319 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,800 Sorry, big guy. The great one has finally emerged from his meditation. 320 00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:39,140 Speak to us, oh hemophone. 321 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,360 You seem like such nice folks. 322 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,040 Let me level with you. 323 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,720 If you're looking for a god, you're looking in the wrong place. 324 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:55,540 Sorry. 325 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,260 Just as we were going to offer you a gift of your weight in gold. 326 00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:04,640 Did he say my weight in gold? 327 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,180 He sure did. 328 00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:07,420 Hey, wait a minute! 329 00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:10,800 Wait a minute. Did you say God? 330 00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:12,880 I'm sorry. I thought you said guard.